Nutters

There's a lot of nutters out there in the blog world - you know the people who have forums discussing their dicker boots - wondering whether the 3 inch heel is too high, and maybe it would be better to go for the dixie boot, which only has a 1.5 inch heel, therefore making a long work day a whole lot more bearable. The good news is, stop the agonizing cos all dickers and dixies are sold out. Who would be crazy enough to obsess over these fleeting trends anyway, photographing them not only on grey linen but also on their favorite Ian Mankin yellow deck chair stripe, to see which fabric most enhances the dicker's rare maroon red color. Seriously, there are so many nutters out there.

PS: when I said they were sold out, I wasn't f-ing with you. You know how I know that? Cos I got the last pair.